i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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