i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
