So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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