i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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