just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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