I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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