BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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