I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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