Im at strip club and am horny
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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