I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
you never un-have a 4some
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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