So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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