some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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