We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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