i just google imaged poop.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Randomize
