I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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