I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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