just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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