he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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