This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
should my penis look like a turkey
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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