About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm bleeding and have questions
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