I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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