Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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