she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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