question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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