everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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