Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
