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Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
im on a boat
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