ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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