i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
