He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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