shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just pee around me
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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