carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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