Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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