he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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