If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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