ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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