walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Pooping to opera.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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