remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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