You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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