drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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