Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just pee around me
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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