I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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