i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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