it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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