he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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