How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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