who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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