Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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