She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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