whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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