I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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