absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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