I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The Olympian is in my bed
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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