last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
